I realise of course, that he will never be a 'normal' horse again, he will be treated with kid gloves, kept away from mud and managed throughout the year. His exceptionally laid back temperament allows him to live this way without turning himself inside out. He has of course had a few 'moments; but in the scheme of things he has been impeccable.
We have had a few hilarious moments. There is a new pony at the yard named Chips who the kids are to share for pony club/ lead rein stuff. He is adorable and cheeky as every pony should be. As he is currently going through some rehab work it made sense to lead him off C and rehab together. Well, C had other ideas! I tacked up, hopped on and led out...
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| Ethan and 'Chips' |
Carats "I hate ponies, let me bite him"
Me "Stop it C, get on with it"
Carats "Fine, I will plant and eat then"
Me "Grrr get on, stop stuffing"
Carats "Sod that I will kick him then"
Me "No you won't, just walk forwards and stop being a tw*t"
Carats "Well Screw You, if you are going to make me go forwards I will grab on and try to run away from the pony"
Me "Oi, stop it and WALK"
Carats "How about boinging up and down on the spot... passage? Sideways jogging and flinging myself around... are you having fun now Mum... NO?!? Well now you know how I Fuffing feel leading that STUPID pony"
Me "Fine, shall I get off, we will walk back and I will put away the pony and we will try again... alone"
Carats "Thats all I wanted Mum... luuurve you really"
Carats 1.... Me 0....

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