Me (eventually): "Stop being rude... Morning Handsome how are you today... kiss kiss..."
Carats: "Ok stop now, can you just let me out this stable to stretch my legs for a bit"
Me: "Ok then, come and potter about while I muck out your stable"
C: "Oooooo whats this then"....
Me: "Carats STOP THAT put the pitchfork down"
C: "Pah you're no fun... Ooooo whats this? Oh my rug, I wonder what it does if I stamp on it"
Me: "CARATS leave that alone, play with your treat ball"
C: "Treatballs are for pussys... Oooo I wonder what this purple box is, I think I will pick it up and throw in on the floor... WOW thats awesome, a toy full of toys'!
Me: "CARATS leave my grooming kit alone... NO DONT STOMP ON IT".
C: "Bah, you always ruin my fun. I hate you"
Me: "Are you a little bored by chance? Lets find a new challenge today"...
Soooooo a short while later....
Me: "OK Carats welcome to long reining, let me just attach these reins to that, get you all ready and we are away... Walk On Carats... 'click click' WALK ON CARATS"
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| Just like us today... tee her |
C: "WTF ARE YOU DOING WOMAN... why are you behind me... want a cuddle"?!
Me: (wriggling the reins behind his bum) "Walk On Carats"
C: "HUH?!?"
Me: "Ok follow Louisa and Rambo out the gate, Walk On Carats"
C: "Ok, the gates open, you are behind me but not on me, that funny mini horse thing is leaving the yard... Is this a trick"
Me: "Come On it is NOT that difficult... just Walk On.. forwards... just move forwards waaaaaa"
C: " Shall I just walk forwards"?
Me: "AT LAST there you go... GOOD BOY"!
C: "WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU JUST SAY THAT... stupid humans"....
ha ha ha- brilliant day with the ginger one... ps once he got the idea he was FANTASTIC, he loved it and was super proud of himself for figuring it out! Good Boy Mr C! :)
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